Merry Xmas, Melissa, Now Go Slip & Slide!

Posted on December 30, 2008 by Melissa9 Comments

Delta GoodremOh and I did indeed, it seems Santa wanted to give me a belated present this year, one which left my right foot swollen like a balloon. THANKS SANTA!!

Now I refused to think that I am a klutz, but at any rate we need to blame somebody for our many misfortunes in life, otherwise, where would the fun be. If we had to blame ourselves all the time for everything we do wrong or stuff up, I’m afraid we’d all be…taking responsibility. Eek, now I sound like the parentals. Maybe because I refuse to believe that I have no sense of equilibrium, was Santa’s inspiration to better show me how wrong I am. WRONG!! I bet he didn’t think I was smart enough to push all the blame on him. ;) Either way, I fell and it hurt like shit!! :( So here’s the story. I’m at work (I work at McDonald’s for those who don’t know and am McCafe Co-Ordinator), and I was walking past the washup room and there was all this water all over the ground and I was kind of in a hurry because I was grabbing coffee cups from the stock room, and I was on my way back when it happened, because I was rushing back to my Customers so that I could deliver them the best effing coffee in town, because I’m sooo awesome like that. And I slipped and smashed my right foot on the steal grills (which cooks the meat patties). And now my foot hurts like hell, is bruised like hell, and is swollen to the size of Russia…okay so myabe I’m overexaggerating, but either way. IT HURTS!!!

So thus, I’m blaming Santa, as I believe it was his belated Xmas present to me, because he thinks he’s funny. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY INABILITY TO WALK ACROSS A FLAT SURFACE WITHOUT TRIPPING!!

Okay, so maybe it is…sue me

Spencer, said

Thank you! Happy Holidays!

Uhm. I am really sorry to hear about your fall… =\ that’s sad. You’re just such a good employee that you had to get the job done quickly! Let’s look at it that way.

brooke, said

lol, i hate it when that happens. we had that like christmas 2 years, my aunty not taking to my mum. it sucks.
i put my new layout up :) just its not the one i showed you as i ended up hating it. lol. i love this one.

Artin, said

*backs away* LOL. Bad santa! Bad!

liz, said

oo wow that sucks!! hope you feel better =/ i hope something like that never happens to me! xD it would really suck =P

happy new years!

guy, said

lol bad santa! im really sorry to hear about your fall mel , i hope you get better soon and also happy new year =D and i hope you had a great xmas

Justin, said

wow… slipping like that only happens in cartoons… for surviving such a spill, you are now my ultimate hero… heehee

Spencer, said

Hey, Melissa!

The link to download your newspaper brushes is broken :(

Nicky, said

Ouch! =[ I'm sorry to hear about that. If it were me, I probably would have screamed till the cows came home! Hopefully now it's better though =]

Helena, said

I was waiting on a new blog รถ Where are you?! Want to say your layout is lovely again!

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