Yeah I got the bar, what’s that you might ask. It’s this implant you get in your arm which is actually another method of the contraceptive pill, ermmm but I’m not having sex, honestly it’s not for that :p I have alot of trouble with my monthlys, I’m so irregular it’s not funny, I get them early, I get them late, I sometimes get them for two weeks straight, ewwwyyyy, and the worst part it hurts so much, I have such bad cramps that I bawl my eyes out and scream in pain, not fun believe me. So this thing is new, it works for three years and eventually it stops you from getting a period, but don’t worry it doesn’t render you infertile and lets say I was 25 and wanted to have a baby even before the three years I can get it removed and the next day I’ll can fall pregnant, pretty nifty stuff.

The downside, it hurts so much, the worse part is getting the anesthetic needle, then afterwards, the bruising, the swelling, but it will go away and it’s worth it, anything to keep me from suffering. And well it could come in … um handy one day SAFE SEX IS COOL SEX, MY DARLINGS! We don’t want any mini you’s running around.